Intro

First off, this is something new that I want to create and try out. I’ve noticed that a lot of comedians don’t tend to change their comedy sets up, and Instead try to stick to one solid set and do those jokes for a long period of time.
I’m not saying these sets aren’t funny….they could be TOP NOTCH SOLID SETS. It’s just that I think a lot of people are scared to try out a completely new bit each time they go up because they don’t think it will be as funny. I personally think if you’re funny, you’re funny. You can take a topic of some sort and create jokes around it for AT LEAST 5 minutes! Or just write enough one liners for AT LEAST 5 minutes! Or even just do some improv or a sketch FOR AT LEAST 5 MINUTES. I’m not saying you should never do a set over again, but I just think it’s nice to add variety to your performances and make each of them stand different from the rest. Why not?! That’s interesting isn’t it? People notice something different before they notice something that blends in. If you change it up every time, people will start to pay attention to you more!

So this is what I’m willing to do.
I’m going to promise myself that I can create at the minimum a new five minute stand-up comedy bit each week.
That’s not too challenging is it?
I like to write a lot, so I may even release more then one a week.
We’ll Call It :COMEDY SETS [I’m not very unique ;) ]

Comedy Set #1 - Sway Calloway
Length of Performance :5 -7 minutes

Let me just say that I’m a fan of MTV despite the lack of music that they play. Sometimes they do have shows worthy of entertainment that will pop up from time to time, but hen there’s times where SWAY makes an appearance and has to broadcast some shitty music news to everyone.

“WHATS UP MTV VIEWERS, DIS YA BOY SWAY”

If you don’t know who Sway is, you’re not alone, but basically he’s like the poster child for MTV. Anytime MTV wants to cover some news, Sway is there to do it.I just don’t understand why he’s “MY BOY”…I never seen this guy before in my life!So if he’s “my boy” naturally when he popped up on tv, I figured I should know who he is, so i looked up his Biography, It Reads:

Sway has been a staple of the music-news arena for more than a decade. From giving Eminem and Notorious B.I.G. their very first radio airplay on his local show in the mid-’90s to providing television viewers with their first good look at J. Lo’s pink engagement ring from Ben Affleck in an exclusive MTV News interview, Sway has been there for some of music’s biggest moments.

Ok now I get the whole Eminem and Notorious B.I.G. thing…that was something noteworthy. But really, J-Lo’s engagement ring from Ben Affleck was one of the Biggest Moments in music history?!? Who cares about that?!? And who gives a shit about Ben Affleck? There is no reason you should include that in your biography or resume.

I’m pretty sure even if I had that on my resume to be a radio dj, not even 104.9 The X would let me be a radio dj….and they let The Fish run that shit for like 10 years before they finally threw him back in the Mississippi.

Despite how unimpressed I was by “My Boy” Sway’s bio, I continued to watch the “news” that he had to offer. He was doing coverage on Paul Wall at the time…..why not, The whitest black guy interviewing the blackest white guy. This was bound for success. (rolls eyes)

 Sway’s interviewing skills were shining during this one. Instead of asking Paul Wall about his music and what his upcoming projects were, like most interviewers would do, Sway swayed away from those topics and decided, “You know what Paul, I’d like to ride around with you in your car through the hood and see how you say hello to people.” MTV more like GENIUS TV. Boy, how could this NOT BE BORING? So they’re riding around and Paul Wall says, “yeah, basically, you kno, ughh what I do is just ….dis…(Paul Wall gives someone the peace sign.) umm…and…umm..we basically…call dis (Paul Wall gives the peace sign)….chuncking up the duece.” Then SWAY ohh SWAY….he was ecstatic to learn this “NEW” hand motion. He prompted Paul Wall to stop the car at the nearest pedestrian so he could try out “Chunking UP The Duece” (and yes he said it just as nerdy as you read it)

It was really awkward. Paul Wall slowed down the car to a young fella on the street so Sway could “Chunk His Duece” in their direction, but then Sway immediatly asked Paul to drive faster and maybe try it on someone else. Funny because usually when you’re riding through the hood in a Lincoln, the white guy is the nervous one in the car. Sway finished his interview without talking about music, I learned how to chunk up the deuce, and nothing relevant happened…..at all.

 But that seems to be a trend with Sway. Sway never covers anything relevant to music or what he should be covering.

 J-Lo is getting Married?

“Hey MTV Viewers

It’s your boy Sway”

President Obama Gets Elected

“Hey MTV Viewers

It’s your boy Sway”

Even after 9/11 I remember tuning in and seeing him

“What’s Up MTV Viewers

It’s your boy Sway

the second tower just fell….this is bad news

Don’t worry Carson Daily made it out ok

We’ll continue with Total Request Live as soon as they clean this mess up.

He just keeps coming in and telling us his name is SWAY

STOP DOING THAT….it isn’t cool.

Sway is one letter off from Swag. That doesn’t mean you have any!

and sway sounds like gay yes.

I wouldn’t doubt it either.

You can just see for yourself with all the random stuff Sway says on his twitter account @“RealSway”

Real Sway? REALLY SWAY? because you know……someone might be out there trying to impersonate him and live his life. (rolls eyes again)

His twitter account does him no justice as an interesting person.

This guy is really into collecting antiques!…I shit you not.

He has tweets such as:

“Antique wall clocks are something often overlooked by many beginning antique collectors.” -REALSWAY

“Many of us have been blessed by receiving an old pocket watch from or Grandpa or perhaps from our father.#IKNOWIWAS” -REALSWAY

“Old lighters with various advertising, Tobacco tins, Tiffany Lamp..GOTTA LOVE IT!” -REALSWAY

It really threw me off when he tweeted this one not too long ago

(6 hours ago from when this was posted to be exact)

It read:

“Whose SKYPE SEXIN? 888-SHADE-45”

REALLY SWAY

SKYPE SEXIN?

The oddest part was no one acknowledged it or re-tweeted it.
Which means 1 of 2 things.

A. No one cares Sway exists or what he says (let’s hope that’s the case)
or
B. Skype Sexin is just ok when it comes to Professional MTV Journalists and Radio Djs……
I didn’t actually believe it was real, I logged into Skype myself to see if it was true.

As soon as I call and see, the first thing I notice is a man with a head wrap laying on the bed saying:

“Yo What’s UP

 It’s Yo Boy SWAY”